Intergalactic Cup Final

Hello and welcome to the Inter-Galactic Cup Final, sponsored by ‘Space,’ between Martianborough and Alien Villa. Zippy is in the Martianborough goal, and up front are Snort and Njarsquxy, three of their best players. In goal for Alien Villa is Pian Mophead – but here come the teams. The crowd are going wild.

Martianborough have kick off. And they’re off. Snort controls it. A terrible tackle. And it’s a yellow card already. Free kick, right on the edge of the box. It’s Mjarsquxy to take it He curls it, GOAL !!! One nil. Alien Villa are in trouble. And remember, the winners of this game get to eat the losers…

Thomas Hardy