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The New England Squad Rap

David Seaman is a demon,
David Batty is a big fatty,
Martin Keown does it on his own
Graham Le Saux has a good left toe,
Sol Campbell is sharp as a bramble,
Paul Ince is our midfield prince,
Tim Flowers had magic powers,
Paul Scholes scores loads of goals,
David Beckham likes to deck-em,
Ian Wright always puts things right,
Andy Cole is good in front of goal,
Nicky Butt’s got a good right foot,
Michael Owen, you should see him when he’s goin’
Paul Merson is a horrible person,
And there’s no-one dearer than Alan Shearer

Philip Unwin, Chris Callaghan, Sam Ellis, Thomas Hardy, Gareth Gilchrist, Andrew Gallimore, Brendan Coyne, Johnny Mansoor, John Elkins, David Simpson, Chris Elsdon, Andrew Dodsworth

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