And we are about to kick off the match between pigs and butchers. Pigs kick off. But one of the butchers has already got a frying pan and knife out ! He is chasing the pigs into the dressing rooms. We can hear him shouting, ‘Red hot sausages here, get your red hot sausages here !’ And the crowd is going wild. But look at this. Here is Porky. He has run through the Butchers’ defence, and he has slipped it into the goal. Half-time and it’s 1-0 to the pigs. But there is only one pig left…
Phil Unwin
