Computer Emotions

Grief is when your DOS is bust and your files are missing.
Sadness is when Windows 95 is replaced by Windows 98.
Marc Pickering

Happiness is like surfing the Internet.
Luke McFarthing

Laughter is like a virus. Once you start you can’t stop.
Craig Miln

Shyness is when your monitor won’t work.
Michael Gilbey

Excitement is getting a new mouse.
Mark Moore

Boredom is playing a boring computer game.
Jamie Whitfield

Happiness is finding a lost file.
Adam Tyreman

A Valentine’s Day Poem for a Computer

Your screen is your beautiful face.
Your wires are your beautiful curls.
Your mouse is your soft hand.

Michael Gilbey