Grief is when your DOS is bust and your files are missing.
Sadness is when Windows 95 is replaced by Windows 98.
Happiness is like surfing the Internet.
Laughter is like a virus. Once you start you can’t stop.
Shyness is when your monitor won’t work.
Excitement is getting a new mouse.
Boredom is playing a boring computer game.
Happiness is finding a lost file.
A Valentine’s Day Poem for a Computer
Your screen is your beautiful face.
Your wires are your beautiful curls.
Your mouse is your soft hand.