The Lara Croft Rap

We like Lara Croft
Cos she's the opposite of soft

She wears a very short skirt
And she never, ever gets hurt

She kills tigers, bears and lions
And her muscles are made of iron

We think she's very smart
And she's got a very big heart

If only she was real
We'd take her out for a meal

But Lara's just a game,
And that's a terrible shame.

Jamie Baker, Jamie Whitfield, Guy Craggs, Mark Moore, Mark Pickering, Adam Tyreman, Anthony Bryan, Luke McFarthing, Jeff Lighthowler, Michael Gilbey, Joe Arthur, Mark Adams and Craig Miln